Now as I have said before, I find Russell Brand as irritating as hell, his voice is a bit like the one you get when you breathe in helium. AARGH!!……. Does a weird voice mean he’s gay?
If you have never seen Russell Brand before, I don’t know what to say, the way he looks and acts is hard to describe. If I had to describe him, I would say he looks like Edward Scissor Hands and acts like Sponge Bob Square Pants. …Only on steroids. I think we can agree that Edward and young Sponge Bob are not gay.
So what is the point I’m trying to make? Well basically, don’t believe a word you read on the net today. Except that I am Prince William.
If you are an American reading this, you will soon get the chance to make up your own mind, because Russell Brand will be all over your TV schedules like a rash, just like in the UK. Mainly thanks to appearing on things like The Jay Leno Show.
I really hope he does make it in the good old USA, because that means he isn’t over here. That means all I have to do to avoid looking at his big mop like head, is avoid re-runs of his crappy shows.
So God bless the USA for taking Russell Brand, gay or not. By the way please feel free to keep him.