Dear Pet Insurance,
Can you tell me if my Pet Insurance covers my two elephants escaping from their handlers by tornado? I know when I took out my Pet Insurance I did not mention that the aforementioned animals could fly, to be fair I did not know this myself.
I love my pets. They may be big, grey, and drop faeces the size of a small family car, but they have a beauty all their own. Unfortunately, the animals of WaKeeney did not feel the same way about them. Four cats and seven dogs died of heart attack, a tortoise and a rabbit were stood on, and an arthritic tabby cat called Tom didn’t move quickly enough, and was buried in dung. Does my Pet Insurance cover death by dung?
Lastly, one of the elephants swallowed a small garden ornament. I have told the lady concerned that I would return the ornament when it passed through my little darlings system, but she did’nt seem to like the idea. Am I covered against ingested concrete gnomes?
Yours truly,
Elle Fant
Tornado’s can cause havec and heartbreak, but sometimes there is a funny side to a story. When you have finished reading this go and check your Pet Insurance, to see what you’re covered against.
